Thursday, October 14, 2010

From Chile, wonderful news, but there's an untold story

The Chilean miners are out of their cavern and all seems to be moving in the right direction. The New York Times reports on the spirit of euphoria enveloping Chile. But was it a miracle that these men survived so long or is there something else in play?

Evidence from the joyful scene at the mine indicates that these men were changed over their imprisonment. They became vampires! What else could explain their good spirits, their fine appearance, and their ability to get through their ordeal in the dark

As we know, vampires can take many forms. They can disguise themselves as wolves, dogs, and bats! It was bat, a known cave dweller, that must have infected these men with the vampire virus!

How else can we explain their photophobia, the fear of light, so dangerous to a vampire, that these men had to wear dark, dark sunglasses to shade their eyes from the light when they emerged from the mine?

Woe to the hospital workers who come into contact with these vampires. A new evil has been spread to the world. Just watch what happens next in Chile and you will agree! Vampires are on the loose!

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